A husband and wife are shopping in their local
Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and
puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar
of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,'
replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's
half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband
down.'
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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