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Originally Posted by GBBob
Why do you care so much?
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Why does anybody care about a comedy show? I don't particularly care about the sex. This guy is lucky enough that he can do the things I say. The less fortunate must continue to lie, n' repress. He doesn't have to do this crap. Instead of being a liar (ruining his reputation) here is the most Honorable thing he could of done:
1) Tell his wife about it. If she wants to divorce him, then so be it. He's got enough money to pay her forever. Admit he's a part-time dog n' he will try to avoid other women. Tell her he loves her very much, and this all has to do with him, and not with her. He likes different flavors, and she's his favorite flavor. Tell her that she will always be his favorite. One flavor for the rest of his fkn life probably ain't gunna cut it. Don't tell your wife it will never happen again.
2) If she or the other flavors go to the media, call a press conference, and admit that he's had extra sex. Tell everyone what his wife has decided to do (divorce him, or continue to love the partial dog that she fell in love with.) This would mean giving up his bullshit monogamous facade. Yea, Tiger likes to win, cuss, and try a new sex partner once in a while.
3) Don't lie to the police about whether you're going to meet them. Don't lie to them about the accident.
4) Don't take 60 hours to decide if ya wife is a hero, or a psycho.
5) Don't abandon your own golf tournament.
6) You're probably saying that admitting to being a partial dog is not Honorable? Try everyone knowing it, and you keep lying about it. That's a lot worse.