The first new Star Wars movie was atrocious.
Also, Blair Witch, as someone else noted.
Face Off made me want to tear my face off.
I saw Cocoon 2 while stoned and thought it the worst movie ever made at the time. For me to think that when stoned, well, I have no way of qualifying what that means other than by saying when I saw Beaches and Coming to America stoned I thought they were all time great movies.
E.T. made me want to phone home so my Mommy could pick me up and get me away from there.
One of those sickly cute animated bug movies awhile back, it was either Ants or It's a Bugs Life (the one that had Woody Allen) just made me pissed off at the world.
I really hated Return of the Muppets. I literally groaned out in pain when those cute little muppet creatures beat the crap out of the Evil Empire's elite stormtroopers.
This wasn't a movie, but about two years ago I went to see the Portsmouth Symphony Orchestra play and for some inexplicable reason, the violinists kept missing notes, or playing notes wrong, or something I can't describe. After about the 15th time it happened I started to laugh pretty loudly as a coping mechanism. Those sounds were worse than a city full of cats in heat, and you couldn't escape from it. My girlfriend tried to control my laughter but eventually she got worn down as well. Another woman in front of us had to clasp her hands over her ears and rock back and forth in her seat.
There are so many bad movies to choose from, I'm sure I'm forgetting most of them.
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