A man comes home and tells his wife he got a tattoo.
Looking worried the wife asks, "where?"
With that the man pulls down his pants to show her he got a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his penis.
Startled she says, "what the hell did you do that for?"
The man responds, "I like to hold my money. I like to play with my money. I like to watch my money grow and anytime you want to blow a hundred bucks you don't have to leave the house anymore."
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“To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson
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