I'll show you a Turkey Short Fuse. This is a fictional (of course!!) example.
SCUDS: That Joe Rodney Song needs other parts. It needs surgery. Pretty unique, but too repetitive. You should write with him. You can fix that.
Turkey Short Fuse: "Joe Rodney?"
Turkey Short Fuse: "Wow, you like this Joe Rodney, but don't like my songs? "
Turkey Short Fuse: "I'm amazed right now."
Turkey Short Fuse: "Nice knowin' the truth though."
Turkey Short Fuse: "Am I really dat bad?"
SCUDS: "No, you ain't bad. Why are you saying I think that way?"
Turkey Short Fuse: "Whateva dude. I got it, k? I heard what I had to hear!"
Turkey Short Fuse: "All I'm doin' is sht."
Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothing special."
Turkey Short Fuse: "Just stupid songs."
SCUDS: "So you saying you only sound good singing songs you write alone?"
Turkey Short Fuse: "Nah, I know that all my songs are bullsht."
SCUDS: "No, they aren't."
Turkey Short Fuse: "k "
Turkey Short Fuse: "Thanks for that."
Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothin special about my voice, or about my songs."
Turkey Short Fuse: "So don't bullsht me again now u talkin'."
SCUDS: "I told you that "You n' I" is catchy, but you ignored me (probably because I didn't say it was the best song of the year.")
Turkey Short Fuse: "I don't need to hear more from you. You told me enough. I got everything I needed to hear."
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