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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
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OMG. Something truly salvageable from this thread. A picture of THE staple of every real man's wardrobe in '09. You Ed Hardy affectionados....F*ck off.
Thank you, Coach. Yet another one of your valuable contributions in a truly legendary body of work.
When this magnificent piece of art became available to the general public earlier this year, the first reviews leaked to the press were over the top. I remember them vividly. "SonOfSpam" wrote:
"So I'm looking for threads that say, 'Hey, baby......I'm real boss!' when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major....but three???
I ordered next day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness to the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was "Freebird". I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt. Suffice it to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually only found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt. (I should say "shirts" since I now own 23 of them)