hi laker fan.
i just want you to know that living in l.a. is going to be even more insufferable than usual the next week because of you.
somewhere in japan, an engineer who worked 60 hours/week for 4 months designing the most efficient possible airflow will see a short news clip of you with the all the dorky laker flags flapping outside your 2003 corolla, drunkenly screaming "wooooo, lakers!!!", and realize just how futile his life has been.
their culture will prevent his widow and orphan's from telling you what a tool you look like.
but not me.
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