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Old 04-11-2009, 08:09 AM
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A man in a bar asks the bartender where he might get some action in town. The bartender gives the man an address and tells him to knock on the door and say "big Moe wants to get fu**ed". The man thanks the bartender finishes his drink and leaves. When he gets to the address he knocks on the door and hears a burly mans voice say "waddya want" so he replies "big Moe wants to get fu**ed". After a few seconds he hears "slip a fifty under the door". He slips a fifty under the door and nothing happens. He knocks again and hears the same voice say "waddya want" so he replies "big Moe wants to get fu**ed". After a few second he hears... "again?"
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