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Old 04-06-2009, 06:34 PM
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Old and simple, I really like this one !
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Originally Posted by geeker2
The doctor told his patient, "I have good news and I have bad news."

The patient said, "Let me have the bad news first."

Doctor says, "The bad news is that you have an incurable disease, and you have only six months to live."

The patient asked, "What's the GOOD news?"

"Well - you see that nurse out there with the great big tits? - I'm FUCl<ING her !!!!"
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