having a name that ends in a vowel gets you pulled over for bogus infractions. I was doing exactly the speed limit on 116 and he pulls out follows me for 5 minutes while he calls in the plate
pulls me over for no license plate light and wants to search the car. I got to the back of the vehicle and the light works. he just smiles and says, "what's in the trunk"
funny I forgot about all th weaponry
but he didn't seem to mind