Oh boy....I'm a dead man now. Most likely by a bullet to the head. But hey...we have a birthday to celebrate!!
I thought long and hard about something nice to say...but came up with nothing.
Well, I could think of one or two nice things, but I would have to take another bullet.
Guess what?? You share your birthday with Britney Spears (that explains a TON) Nelly Furtado (your not Canadian too are you? EH?) Lucy Lui (I'm a huge fan of that Asain look

) Monica Seles (what a grunt she had, huh?)
Anyhoo...where was I? Oh yea....your Birthday!!
HEY...Cathy Lee shares your birthday too!!! (Ever think her and Regis were bumping uglies?)
I think I just threw up in my mouth...
Oh yeah...Rick Savage was born today too!! He was the bassist for Def Leppard
Wasn't Rick Allen pretty solid for a one arm drummer!!
I'm getting off topic again...sorry.
Although...I'm fairly certain Hysteria was my favorite album from them.
Ok...enough about me. This is about you....and your birthday!!
I wanna say something nice...but I just can't do it.
But, I will say this...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERIE
