Good thread! I loved that moment with Aleo, too. Heh.
Here's a link to some funny ones:
http://www.e-jokes.net/quotes/019.htm
My favorite is the first one:
Grand National winning jockey Mick Fitzgerald: "Sex is an anti-climax after that!"
Desmond Lynam (sports presenter): "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everyone saw that." (BBC)