One of my favorites is a trainer who trained for and began growing tired of the blueblood, old money, mink coat crowd.

Anyway he ran a filly that was just slow and they just wouldn't accept that she had no talent. After another poor race they again wanted answers and were looking for a scapegoat. " What happened this time?" They asked. Well replied the trainer she's been making some sounds in her races unlike anything I've ever heard. Really? What do they sound like? OINK OINK OINK!