Why, thank you Geeker. I passed on your gay choices, but if I can suspend my heterosexuality for a few moments I think I'm man enough to answer:
Richard Simmons- I guess I have to fuc k him. I mean, I could fantasize that he's a woman if I'm behind him, he's got that big hair and a shrill voice
Obama- I can't marry him, I guess I'm admitting he might be a pompous ass
Biden- with Joey for life, I hope he likes horse racing and weed
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