Thank you very much for the question - I believe you asked me a great question. One that is certainly of the upmost importance in these troubled times in which we live. However, before I answer, I would first like to thank everyone for the great privilege of being here today. I am truly honored.
You know, my state is a cold place. It is true that wearing a camo thong while I pose with an elk carcass might make for a sweet photo-op that would go over swimmingly with my constituents. However, I believe this election is so much different than those of the past. It will not be won by winning over the already converted with silly photo-ops.
No, I will need to reach those who feel left out, and I know just how. Like a good team sports player - I know my role and what I intend to do is steal a page from the Hillary Clinton fashion playbook and go battleground state to battleground state wearing some of the most God awful pantsuits you'll ever see.
I will appeal to those 18 million cracks Hillary put in that glass ceiling by putting on those camo pant suits and hunting turkey in Ohio!, deer in Pennsylvania!, gators in Florida!, bears in Minnesota!, wild boars in Virgina!, rams in Colorado!, wolverines in Michigan!, jackrabbits in New Mexico!, Coyotes in Nevada!, Eagles in Missouri!, and than we'll go to Washington D.C. and keep our country in the hands of the corrupt!