[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/14/08 Racing Coast to Coast with Dr. SwineSmeller
Del Mar, Races 2,3 and 5. Second race post 2:32 Pacific time.

As I scanned the Del Mar card for any possible sharp angle today, the angle that surfaced was that of a triangle of goat riders. Three of Del Mars very best goat riders, Mike Smith-Alex Solis-and Garrett Gomez, each get only one shot to milk the Del Mar goat today, each in a different race, and each will yank their nanny's udders from the far outside post position. Two of the goat riders are given an 8/1 chance of filling their goatmilk bucket first, while the other is a 2/1 favourite for his goatmilk bucket to runneth over. The theory in the betting strategy is that percentages are triplicated within the triangle...As, (1) I can get an even return at worse should one of the goat herders win their only race of the day, or, (2) should the outside post can win one of three races, or. (3) should I get plain old lucky and hit a pick.
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In race 2, Veteran goat herder Mike Smith will go in the stall with veteran nanny, Film Editor. But,at six years of age, Mike's veteran goat is fresh as she has only been in 14 goat milking contests, going 3-3-4 for $147,000 gallons of goatmilk. Bred in California, #6 Film Editor has the home stall advantage over the always powerful backwoods Kentucky goat milking teams. Goat trainer Art Sherman doesn't have many goats to train, but most all of his goats can eat a whole pile of tin cans on any given day.

I'll play the milkdud, Film Editor, for $44 WIN. Go Baby Go!!
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In race 3, a herd of California bred goats will munch on the Del Mar grass. When goat lover Jerry Fanning was asked if his horny goat was a good one or baahahad one, the hillbilly said She's A Real Keeper. Goat rider Alex Solis agrees and he will give #7 She's A real Keeper his best shot of creme. Alex has requested a pair of safety goggles and a hard hat before he yanks this nanny's udders, and Fanning obliged.

I'll play the cream dream, She's A real Keeper, for $44 WIN. Whoa Baby Whoa!!
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In race 5, mister goat rider himself, Jerky Gomez, gets to mount a fine looking and honest Kentucky bred goat named Truthy. Word is, Gomez is extremely excited. Gomez will team with top Del Mar goat trainer, John Sadler. When a goat milking contest fan can get an 8/1 butter shot teaming the USA's top goat rider with Del Mar's top goat trainer, that's 100% real butter that can be quickly transformed into gourmet goat cheese.

I'll play the all buttered up, Truthy, for $44 WIN. Go Baby Go!!

Dr. SwineSmeller