I can see the highway patrolman now:
Good evening,sir.
And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?
Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.
Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.
Please step out of the vehicle.
Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.
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