Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his companys' Super Bowl party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he'd done something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are 2 aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. and,next to them, a single rose! Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him all pressed and clean. He looks around the room and notices it is spotless. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and cringes as he sees a huge black eye staring at him in the mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it with a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick! "Honey, your breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight! I love you,darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, steaming coffee, and the morning paper. His son is also at the table,eating. Jack says "Son...what happened last night? Well, you came home after 3am last night, drunk out of your mind. you fell over the coffee table and broke it, puked in the hall and got that black eye when you ran into the door" So,why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? His son replies "oh THAT!...Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your pants, you screamed, "Leave me alone,lady, I'm married!" Broken table 139.99 hot breakfast 4.20 Two aspirin .38 Saying the right thing, at the right time...PRICELESS!
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