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Old 06-05-2006, 04:35 PM
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Default Judge Oracle - another sentence

Lord, I apologize

As the black SUV's once again rolled into my home turf, I knew once again I was in for another sentence from Judge Oracle. As his servants, so trusty, unloaded me in chains and drug me to his courtroom, I was facing the master once again. He proclaimed -

"You are a drunk and a disgrace to those whom have taken your side. You have issues son, issues". I asked, "Judge Oracle, I request an attorney".

His reply - "You son are drunk and stupid. This is my land, not your land. I hereby sentence you to apologize yet again you fool you. Before you leave my courtroom I first have to send in the wild monkees".

Lord, I apologize. Have a nice evening
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