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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Some day deep into the future they will talk about someone being born.
Like..........( to use for purposes of demonstration) Mickey Mantle was born today!! Golly I can't wait until he grows up and wins the triple crown and mvp and all those home runs!! It's so exciting!!
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Or, this little fella... This sweet little 6lb 8 ounce bundle of goodness will be born in a Taco Bell with this really bright star shining on it. And these 3 bumbs off the street hitchicked in from Laredo, they will give offerings of Big Bean Burritos covered with Murrrrrr.