They are all pretty funny, but....:
8. Which race will be added to the card in 2009?
(a) About 3 1/2 furlongs for geldings running clockwise on grass
(b) 2 miles for ridglings (no jockeys)
(c) 1 mile, 70 yards for maidens, 6 years old and up, who have never run in the Northern Hemisphere
(d) A filly and mare turf mile (on dirt at 7 1/2 furlongs)
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