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Originally Posted by witchdoctor
Watching ESPN this AM and IEAH is claiming that Big Brown's loose shoe caused him to lose because a nail probably was sticking his foot. I thought he was wearing glue on shoes.  |
they'd be better off using:
I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault!! I swear to God!!