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Hello everyone! My name is Sue!! How do you do?

I'm here today to throw some orders and demands around like the rest of you. I said to myself, "Self, what is the most effective means of communication where I can make ridiculous demands and give ridiculous orders to people in power that aren't going to read what I have to say in the first place?"

Well...

I waited about 8 hours for self to answer and he told me the MIAMI HERALD COMMENTS section!!! Lucky you, eh?!?!?!

Ok here goes...

You over there. Yeah...you. Go run two miles.

You with the PETA shirt that's listening to K.D. Lang's Constant Craving on repeat...go take a shower.

Hey you..the redheaded multitasking tween who is watching MTV's Next and also searching Wikipedia for some of PETA's talking points so you can spew them here, quit skipping school and make something of yourself!!

Hey horse racing fan, who do you like in the 4th at Belmont today?

Hey soccer mom who is lurking and hasn't posted an opinion yet...get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!!!

I'll be back later to ask for more ridiculous demands and give out orders that won't be met.


Posted by: A_boy_named_Sue