son: mama, i have the biggest feet in the 3rd grade. is it because i'm australian?
mom: no. it's because you're 19.
did you hear about the earthquake that hit alice springs and inflicted $11 million in improvements?
what's the difference between a coyote and a dingo?
if a dingo gets caught in a trap, he chews off 3 legs and is still in the trap.
the difference between texans and australians is that texans may raise cattle but australians get emotionally involved.
if you think any of that was funny, you might be scuds.
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