I've taken the position.
First, things will get much better once the "village," currently an abominally awful looking collection of steel that rests where you could actually park and walk into the track without need of a shuttle, is completed. Of course, I share Frank's unique vision the upscale shops and cafes there will thrive as the barely controllable throng of penny-slots playing patrons partake in post-race parfaits and pastries.
Of course I, like Frank, always think ahead and, just in case this doesn't work, we will eliminate all concessions aside from Frank's Energy Drink, strudel and cheesecake.
And the meet's signature race day will now be on closing day when we run MCL $12.5ks at five different distances on both dirt and grass.
Of course, that's just a bonus to the getaway day prize bonanza awarded to one lucky patron selected from among those who correctly guess to the question, does Frank sell more strudel than cheesecake?
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