Weekend @ Vegas........ Weekend @ Bernie's
Alice Cooper.................. Alice in Chains
Savings Account............ Bling
Leather..................... ...Lace
Rollar Coaster.............Merry-go-round
Harley........................Mini-van
Cake & ice cream......... Pie & whipped cream
Fig Leaf.................... Suit of Armor
I phone.......................Rotary phone
High School Reunion.......Swingers party hope my wife doesn't see this!
At the Races............... Down the Stretch
Cigar & Brandy..............Cigarettes & Utica Club Draft
Picnic table seat @ bbq........ Super box seats @ Delmar **
March Madness..................October Playoffs
Reading Mortys threads.......... Watching Paint Dry
** hopefully I will have the pleasure to sit at the picnic table for the first time this summer and then I will be able to come back and change my pick.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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