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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Scuds,
Dump the Turkish guy. Find a nice Armenian girl.
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OH..NO, SIR...Rule #1 is you can't call him Turkish.
He lives in Turkey with his Turk Momma.Hangs out with Turk friends,but don't call him Turk....One of the few times he listened to me was when I told him he was at hi risk of getting jailed for having sex with his seventeen year old girlfriend(from Denmark.) People were already upset that they were kissin' in public....Was relying on that dumb girl to take birth control,too.....ALWAYS WAS FUNNY WHEN HE SAID SHE IS IN TURKEY TO STUDY TO TRY TO GET INTO COLLEGE...LOL...She wears a pound of make up,and has a farm-animal nose,but don't think "no" is in her vocab.So,that's a perfect fit.