My landscaper told me that sprinting on my turf is dangerous and I shouldn't do it. He also told me that horses are nothing more than downsized unicorns plotting to take over the world.


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I'm not sure that was a cigarette he gave me...


(Oh god I am in big trouble now

Oh sh...better do something to put this thread back in professional mode...new people are watching!!)










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THUD