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Originally Posted by theiman
There are only 4 Grade 1's, on polytrack at DM--Bing Crosby sprinting, the PC, and the 2 races for two year olds
As for the Obese women---I hope during confessional your room door gets jammed and the large lady had Beans for dinner the night before.
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you arent likely to catch this atheistic jew in confessional anytime soon.
in fact, i'd go as far as saying that i'd rather grind my arm down to a stub in a garbage disposal unit while eating a hot bowl of fresh doo doo!
i could just see the dialog now between my hypothetical priest and my hypothetical self in the confessional room.
ME: "forgive me father, for i have done nothing. i sit around all day posting on this horse racing message board and fantasizing about getting revenge on all doctors. oh, i also talk to this italian guy online who fantasizes about having sex with discreet cat, and i also chat with this dude in joisey"
Father Mulcahy: "that's okay my son. i too fantasize about having sex with, oh, wait, i thought you said something else"
ME: "Yeah, I hear ya father. I also fantasize about naked women sometimes too"
Father Mulcahy: "Bless you my son"
ME: "It was nice catching up with you. See you again in another few decades"