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Originally Posted by chromer
Take, for instance, the head butt to the chest.
First off, who but a soccer player would think of this? I guess the use of hands just never occurs to them anymore. 'I'm pissed off. I'm gonna have to headbutt that guy". Okay.
Next the target. The chest? Really? Next to my ass I can't think of anywhere I would prefer to take a solid hit then the breastplate. I'm not saying I'd want to take Ali's best shot in his prime but given the choice of that or my face, I'm going chest.
Finally, the result. What kind of puzzy goes down on the ground from a headbutt to the chest? Are you kidding me? This guy should be modeling women's underwear. Man up you freakin' little girl.
Not that soccer could ever sink much lower on the sports scale but even fans have to admit that the little pantywaist flopping after this embarrassed himself and the sport.
They do have 1 thing right though. Maybe next year we can have the Superbowl decided by a field goal contest at the end. Pathetic.
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Chromer my good man. Brian McBride of the US has a titanium plate in his head (this is actually true).
A head butt to the chest could kill a man. You obviously have not payed close attention to OUR wonderful sport of wrestling. The figure four leg lock, the atomic drop, a full or half suplex, the pile driver...they are all deadly. The problem is there is no real explaination on how to get your foe into one of these deadly holds or throws. A bit of cooperation is required dont ya know. So Zidane did what any angry soccer player would do. If you throw a punch without a glove you can break a finger or wrist bone. So these guys use the excess calcium deposits built up on their skulls. I would have tried to throw a headbutt to the shin or ankle (as they go down in a heap everytime these parts are touched), but thats my little quirk.
Soccer is a great sport. Im sorry the world cup had to end. Now I am left with baseball. Nope. I'll watch the WNBA thank you very much.