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Originally Posted by GPK
I am:
15% in from of betting machine
10% orderin another Miller High Life Lite for $1.50 at the bar
5% handicapping the race
20% yelling at the tv screen, slapping my leg, calling Mike Smith a bum, etc...
50% trying to mack on this new hot ass 19 year old teller  |
My time:
10% Sneaking into track to avoid paying $2
10% Sneaking into clubhouse (same reason)
10% Sleeping to rest up after above efforts
20% Explaining to 19 years old girls why I'm not that old
20% Standing in line to get ice cream
20% Standing in line to buy booze (while eating ice cream)
5% Handicapping, wagering, watching races, swearing at jockeys, starting fights
5% Trying to steal next day's racing form.