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Originally Posted by randallscott35
God is back!!! Are you related to Grits? I have a sneaky feeling you are. I believe the ESPN riff raff is back. Or ghosts.
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Watch your mouth!!!! You hand me any junk and I'll put more joo-joo in that squirrel's head than you can ever believe possible.
I'll make him tear out your insulation all over that attic. Then, I'll send him downstairs and make him throw insulation all over everywhere, even your bed. When he's finished with that, I'll make him chew all the wiring.
Before he leaves for his new digs though, I'll make him turn on every water faucet, --WIDE-OPEN-- in the kitchen and every bathroom in your house. Flood the bathtubs, the sinks, the tub'll fall through the ceiling, the carpet comes up, water soaked wads of fiberglass insulation floatin' everywhere.
But I promise, I won't tell him to set anything on fire. That'd be unkind!!
General contractor's can handle all kinds of problems with squirrels. Used to 'em. You don't need a bug man and trap RS. You need a physopath that orders squirrels around, with a long background in construction.
Call me.
