We don't have a joke forum... so I thought I'd put this here...

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when

a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in

the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in

because it wastoo risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters

and a healthy son.



All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked

into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother.

"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,"

replied the daughter.The mother told her it was okay

and explained what happened 16 years ago.



About a week later the second daughter walked into

the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this

bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry

and explained what happened 16 years ago.



A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.

You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."!