God bless the Onion. I was particularly amused by:
<<In addition to the millions of people on hand, some of Barbaro's closest colleagues, including Private Vow, Brother Derek, and Point Determined, were also in attendance. Although they remained mostly quiet throughout the ceremony, the looks in their dark, liquid eyes suggested that they, too, felt the same loss as the American people.>>
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Gentlemen! We're burning daylight! Riders up! -Bill Murray
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