Sister Mary is conducting her class and she poses this question.Who can tell me who was the most important person in history? For that the person with the right answer will get a perfect grade for the class.From the back of the room Leroy raises his hand and says Michael Jordan.Sister Mary replies i'm sorry but that's not the right answer.Then William raises his hand and he replies P. Diddy.Sister Mary tells him i'm sorry but that's not correct William.From the back of the room Abraham raises his hand and says Jesus Christ.Sister Mary with great jubilation says you're correct and now have a perfrect grade for the class.As class ends and the children leave Sister Mary asks Abraham to come over to her desk and says to him,You're the only jewish boy in this class but yet you knew the right answer.Abraham thanks her and informs sister Mary, everyone knows Moses was the most important person in history,but lets face it businesss is business.
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