one-liners
I'm going to the racebook in AC on Friday. Need a few good one-liners to amuse the total strangers that will be sitting next to me. I'll start it off with an oldie but a goodie:
My horse came home so late, he had to tiptoe back into the barn.
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Ticket Seller: All kind of balls...
Bodyguard: One of his is crystal.
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