this story would be really funny, if it wasn't sad.
I rolled into B Dub's last night after work to have a beer with some friends.(wasnt driving
) I walk up to the bar and order my beer. This chick tending bar ask me for my ID.
"Sweetheart, I'm 34 years old. I haven't been carded for alcohol since Moby Dick was a minnow."
"Well, I don't know who that is, so it means nothing to me."
she comes back with the beer..
"Umm...do you really not know who Moby Dick is?"
"Isn't he like a famous writer?"
"Yeah hun, thats it...hes a famous author"
"I thought so..."