[Buffymommy]

Here's one for you guys!


Two female teachers went on a field trip to the
local racetrack (Arlington Park) to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting
industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom
it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher
and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside
the men's room when one of the boys came out and
told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up
one by one holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the
flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that
he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said, "You must be in the 5th grade."

No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver
Arrow in the seventh.