CAL CHIRPS
“...there may be those that think some of us, that will go unnamed might be a little too loquacious. I am of course talking about myself here. ”
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OMG I WAS ASSUMING YOU MEANT ME!
MY MIDDLE NAME IS = LOQUACIOUS!
One time I got laryngitis with no voice at all

And it hit all the headlines in the major newspapers
NATIONAL HOLIDAY = LADY CAT LOST VOICE!
