google for lists...one that I came across
Felix Ungar: Oscar, of all the fights that we've ever had, of all the arguments that we've ever had...
Oscar Madison: We can continue talking because he's going to be on this for a half-hour.
Felix Ungar: Of all the times that I've wanted to choke you by the throat, this is the worst! If you say "trifecta" one more time, I'm going to choke you until you are dead, and then that man can arrest me one more time for one more crime one more time in his office, AND HE'S GONNA HAVE A FOURFECTA! SO YOU SHUT THE **** UP, DO YOU HEAR ME?
Oscar Madison: I think you can get a fourfecta in Cuba, but it's a cigar.
I wish I could find the series on the cable
