Today's match was going to be Rosie and Donald, but that's getting to be old news already. Does anyone really like either of them?
Do we care? I didn't think so...
So, then I got hungry and decided to make some breakfast before I started digging around the web for a real "match". I fired up the frying pan and mixed-up a batch of pancake batter. I had not eaten or had anything to drink for the prvious twelve hours...I swear!
So, I geased up the pan and poured some batter in, waited for the bubbles, and did the flip. What appeared on the pancake? No, I wasn't hallucinating, it was Mother Mary riding a skateboard! Amazing!
Needless to say, I couldn't eat it so I wrapped it up in gladwrap and put it in my freezer so I can auction it on e-bay.
I poured more batter in the pan...it was smokin' by now. On the flip, and you won't believe this, there's Jesus riding a Harley Davidson. Amazing!
That one went into the freezer too...e-bay on the way.
By now I was a bit shook, thinking there were messages I should be paying attention to. I wasn't all that hungry anymore, and the batter had been used up. So I made a big pot of coffee.
I'm guessing I was a little distracted when I poured some in my mug, and I spilled some on the counter. Next I took a paper towel to clean it up.
Now this is getting "spooky". Before I toss the paper towel into the trash, I glanced at it. There he is, plain as day, Moses holding the stone tablets while riding Secretariat! He's 31 lengths ahead of everyone else!
The paper towel is going to e-bay as well. If anybody reads this and wants to bid before I put up the miraculous signs, let me know. Reasonable offers only.
Speaking of miraculous signs, my guess is that's what Georgie W is waiting for. Dang, he must be hallucinating. Go shopping, more troops (surge), and seems to be out of touch with all reality.
At least the pancakes and the paper towel are real.
pass the maple syrup and whatever Dubby's self-medicating with. That must be good stuff!
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