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Originally Posted by Gander
So off I go today for my run. I decide to run to the local college because I am in the mood for some trail running and they have these really cool trails in the middle of the woods, miles and miles.
I get about 100 yards and I start thinking, "Hey stupid, its deer hunting season." I am so pumped to be in the woods on this soft dirt trail (great on my aching knees) that I ignore my better judgement and keep running. I get maybe 200 more yards in and start to see tree stands popping up all over the place. I start thinking, "I dont want to die today, the Malibu is only 1 week away", so I stop on a dime, turn around and sprint out of the woods faster than I have ever sprinted before. Figured going this fast, there would be little chance of a deer hunter hitting me.
In case you are too refined to know what a tree stand is, its a little makeshift fort that hunters build up on a tree so they can stand and get a good look at the innocent deer they're about to pop a cap in. Also it makes for a great place to put their bottle of liquor and porno magazines.
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Tim,
NY regs...
Northern zone closed Dec 3. Southern zone closed on Dec 10.
Muzzle loaders went to Dec 19 in the Southern zone, Northern, Dec 10.
You have nothing to worry about. Enjoy your run.
Just don't dress in a buckskin jogging outfit and any headgear involving antlers should be left home. Also, never, never, never let a white handkerchief be tucked into the back of your belt.
You'll be fine.
DTS