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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I think I know what you mean but of course i cannot be sure. Anyways I thought it was time to snap myself out of my latest depression and so I have been busy as a beaver. I had to try to think of something that makes me happy because what with Rocky retired and all. Anyways i was thinking of all you fine men and Christmas! In June!!! Here is what i thought of and since i don't know what kinds of music you all like i wrote them in the music of Christmas songs!!!
This one is for Flo- it's in the tune of Silver Bells.
You're so sassy
hot and classy
and your penis is big
It would make a real good
Christmas present.
Flowing Tail
Flowing Tail
someday you'll get laid, stay sane!
Meds kick in,
lets begin
Look at the size of that train!!!
Now I will wait for your song!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!
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Awwe thanks for the great lyrics these are really something and i enjoyed your totally correct description of me.
Anyways this got me to thinking about Christmas in June too what a neat idea. Then I came up with another song see how it goes, this one isn't a love song but in a way I guess it kind of is, to Dixie anyway.
OK so here goes dont make fun:
THE TWELVE MONTHS OF DERBY
"On the twelfth month before Derby, my true Dix gave to me...
12 - T.C. prospects!
11 - Broken maidens
10 - Triple digit Beyers
9 - Stalls at Saratoga
8 - Tender bucked shins
7 - Milk shake suspensions
6 - Hyperbaric O
2's
5 - Golllllllllden pedigrees!
4 - Lasix shots
3 - Stem cells
2 - Left to race
And a Rockport in a bar shoe!"