This isn't really a "celeb match", just a report on the future career of our beloved Vice President, Dick Cheney after his "services" are completed in 2008. Being the "straight shooter" that he is, (just ask his hunting buddies),
it looks like he'll be a guide in Texas, helping the visually impaired to "shoot straight". It sure beats the alternative of becoming a sniper in Baghdad.
Heck, with those five deferments and the affinity for gun play, this job will be perfect for Ol' Smiley. Load em up! Move em out! Ready, aim FIRE!
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/4401429.html
Be sure to duck and cover, Dick...this ain't "paintball games" at all.
I sure hope they don't miss.
praise God and pass the ammunition. Quails are safe. Just present your best face.