Thanks, OldDog!
He's currently running in 2nd, behind the Kansas City Royals.
Breakdown by state:
Pharoah: 37 states
Jordan Speith: 1 state (Alaska. Why do they even get a vote? They're practically Russkies)
Thomas Davis: 1 state (Kentucky, I am ASHAMED of you. Pharoah is your native son! It's not his fault his family moved him to California!)
Kansas City Royals: 11 states (the Heartland, plus Hawaii and Rhode Island. Seriously, Hawaii and Rhode Island? Seriously?)
Are we going to let a baseball minority tyrannize us? I say no! Vote!
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