girl goes to dept store...'whats the smallest bra you have?' they answer, 34. she leaves, goes to next store..
what's the smallest bra you sell? 30. darnit
goes to next store, same question, answer is 28.
disgusted, she goes to last dept store, rips open her shirt and yells 'what have you got for these?!?!
the clerk answers....
clearasil
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