Prince will be doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl this year.
So...hmmm who to match him with?
First thought went to Boy George and Culture Club...but nahh. Is the "community service" over yet?
Next came Pee Wee Herman....maybe take in a movie after.
Nahhh....
The Stones are a no also...after Mick's bad words last year, (and also one of the worst performances ever).
Then Janet Jackson came to mind. Prince and Janet Jackson...YES!!!
They drive up in a little red corvette to the stage. Prince (aka the "artist") hops out, doesn't open her door, runs up the steps to the stage at midfield.
He dons his strato and opens with a few hot licks.
Janet follows...expectantly.
He goes raunchy while Janet bumps around, hoping to join in the "duet".
He won't have it.
Finally, he goes close to her and grabs her leather mini. No wardrobe malfuntion this time! Prince rips it off her like taking off a glove that doesn't fit.
Since Janet is not shopping for the same undies that Brit (her "fashion adviser") isn't wearing either...it should be the "hit" of the show.
It will boost more than ratings!
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/st...wl-prince.html
After the show, Prince and Janet push some doorbells to deliver "Watchtower" tracts to the neighborhood.
pass them the mail so they can deliver the letters as well. Give the over worked postal folks a day off...so they can see the "game", and everything else.