Im sorry
 

If I offended any Hindendberg Disaster Survivor relatives or manatee lovers with my Avatar.

This message was approved by pgardn but forced upon him by his daughter.

LOL, I didn't even know what the photo was, or get the joke until just now...that's funny:D

and I would like to say i'm sorry if my avatar offended those who do not celebrate christmas or have the opinion that santa claus does not appear dressed as a dog, or those that feel it is cruel of me to dress up my dog and force her to submit to photos which will end up on the internet.

I'm not sorry for mine! HAHA!!! :D

I'm sorry if I have offended anyone with my lack of avatar. I suffer from chronic apathy and it's been flaring up lately.

i apologize for injuring the self-esteem of anyone who is cursed with cankles.

Zeig that was a major prize. There is no harm whatsoever in winning and displaying a major prize.

Because after all, takes one to know one, right?

(I'm so just teasing; I'm sure your ankles are a thing of beauty and a joy forever) :)

I apologize for accidentally whomping a woman with my suitcase as I was running to catch the train.