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hi_im_god 11-20-2006 04:01 PM

hi_im_god
 
back to answer your questions.

Downthestretch55 11-20-2006 04:23 PM

Hey little "g",
You probably know what you said in Exodus 20:2,3,4, and especially 7.
If these are not your revealed words, just say so.
However, if you are posing as someone far greater, then that's between you and Him.
My guess is that unless you repent, some nasty stuff will be in store for you.

ps...Please don't answer me, answer to Him.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Hey little "g",
You probably know what you said in Exodus 20:2,3,4, and especially 7.
If these are not your revealed words, just say so.
However, if you are posing as someone far greater, then that's between you and Him.
My guess is that unless you repent, some nasty stuff will be in store for you.

ps...Please don't answer me, answer to Him.

you might want to start your own string "reminding god what i think he said."

Downthestretch55 11-20-2006 04:37 PM

The real God said it very plainly. Open the book and read it.
God does not need to be reminded.
You are in deep need of forgiveness.
Unfortunately that's something I can't offer. Ask me and I'll tell you who can.
Good luck, and bring plenty of marshmallows.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
The real God said it very plainly. Open the book and read it.
God does not need to be reminded.
You are in deep need of forgiveness.
Unfortunately that's something I can't offer. Ask me and I'll tell you who can.
Good luck, and bring plenty of marshmallows.

good luck to you. try that forgiveness thing. i designed it to work even better for the giver than the receiver.

so...

anyone have any qusetions?

paisjpq 11-20-2006 04:48 PM

pick an ID god...please. before they both disappear.

randallscott35 11-20-2006 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
good luck to you. try that forgiveness thing. i designed it to work even better for the giver than the receiver.

so...

anyone have any qusetions?

Yes, how is the ESPN board going? You know, your home.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
pick an ID god...please. before they both disappear.

"hi_im_god".

got it. thanks.

any questions?

paisjpq 11-20-2006 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
"hi_im_god".

got it. thanks.

any questions?

good enough I'll delete your other one then.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Yes, how is the ESPN board going? You know, your home.

seems to be okay. how are you?

randallscott35 11-20-2006 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
seems to be okay. how are you?

Just great. If this is God, and I'm sure it is, I could use some help in wooing the girl of my dreams. Please see what you can do.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Just great. If this is God, and I'm sure it is, I could use some help in wooing the girl of my dreams. Please see what you can do.

it's free will, monkey. you can't have that and me running things also.

good luck with the girl.

randallscott35 11-20-2006 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
it's free will, monkey. you can't have that and me running things also.

good luck with the girl.

Thanks. I was hoping for more from you God, but maybe its a busy day up there.

Downthestretch55 11-20-2006 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
good enough I'll delete your other one then.

Pais,
Delete them both. Trolls don't belong here.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Thanks. I was hoping for more from you God, but maybe its a busy day up there.

i do seem to dissapoint some on here. just part of the job.

Blue Eyes 11-20-2006 05:11 PM

OK god, I have this never ending supply of cash. Should I share it, bury it, or spend it all on me? Or, give it to Jimmy Swigart?

oracle80 11-20-2006 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
seems to be okay. how are you?

Must be awfully boring over there if you trolls have to come here totry and get your jollies.
The folks you love to hate left you, and now you have nothing to talk about apparently.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Eyes
OK god, I have this never ending supply of cash. Should I share it, bury it, or spend it all on me? Or, give it to Jimmy Swigart?

imagine your life was over. what would make you feel best looking back on your life at that point with what you did?

do that.

Blue Eyes 11-20-2006 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
imagine your life was over. what would make you feel best looking back on your life at that point with what you did?

do that.

OK, I'll bury it.
Thanks.

hi_im_god 11-20-2006 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by oracle80
Must be awfully boring over there if you trolls have to come here totry and get your jollies.
The folks you love to hate left you, and now you have nothing to talk about apparently.

hello. nice chatting.


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