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hoovesupsideyourhead 11-17-2006 05:25 PM

only the horses eat standing up
 
ive heard that somewhere...is it because ....
a. they must
b they cant get a good beef sandwitch
c siacca wont move over and let them sit down....


after watching the big a today i cant wait for toga .....

paisjpq 11-17-2006 06:11 PM

the correct answer is C. :D

hoovesupsideyourhead 11-17-2006 06:14 PM

no doubt...i could think of a few other names in that spot...lol

paisjpq 11-17-2006 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
no doubt...i could think of a few other names in that spot...lol

I hope you're not talkin bout me...my ass isn't that wide

Downthestretch55 11-17-2006 06:17 PM

Live and learn...LOL!
Once I was at the track and my friend bet big on a horse. When the gates opened, the horse went to his knees. He turned to me and said, "Gee, I didn't know horses prayed."

hoovesupsideyourhead 11-17-2006 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I hope you're not talkin bout me...my ass isn't that wide

no..shrek donkey the whole crew..

ateamstupid 11-18-2006 03:17 AM

Oh man. I miss the summer. "Say, Mr. DiMaggio, the News wants a word, see.."

"Hey Sciacca, your horse any good?" "How the **** should I know, all I am is the trainer."

Slavecue for life.

hoovesupsideyourhead 11-18-2006 07:19 AM

re read the dairy of a madman..great read over and over.....

paisjpq 11-18-2006 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ateamstupid
Oh man. I miss the summer. "Say, Mr. DiMaggio, the News wants a word, see.."

"Hey Sciacca, your horse any good?" "How the **** should I know, all I am is the trainer."

Slavecue for life.

"that miserable b*stard....I tol him his horse ain't good enough for that race. But he wants to run him..."
gotta love the trainer's insight from Gary.

disappearingdan_akaplaya 11-21-2006 12:55 AM

i once read in a bathroom ata bar that all midgets eat shiat while standing straight up LOL

Coach Pants 11-21-2006 10:48 AM

So Sciacca is a big boy, eh?

Every circuit has one..

Kentucky - John Han****
California - Nic "Duncan" Hines

Some small track like Penn National should have a big boy trainer night. Bigguns only. If the female jocks can have their night why can't the big boys?


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